Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
My ass is underappreciated
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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