Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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