Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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