Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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