She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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