I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
that is very illegal...i love you.
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