so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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