EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
