You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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