We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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