I want to walk on stilts...naked
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
