i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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