He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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