Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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