god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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