Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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