he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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