Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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