I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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