im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
well, you know. whores of a feather.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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