is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Michael Bay diarrhea
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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