Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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