On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
send nudes
from the living room?
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