Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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