Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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