it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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