I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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