your room smells of hookers.
And success
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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