She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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