Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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