Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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