The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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