Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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