nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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