How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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