Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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