I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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