I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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