her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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