i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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