Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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