Are we in a gay sports bar?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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