Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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