Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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