Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Alive.
So much puke
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
