please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Don't tell me you're on acid again
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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