47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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