did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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