So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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