just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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